So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
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Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
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I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
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