Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
50% drunk capacity currently
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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