your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
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Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
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100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
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I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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