I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
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Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
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Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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