Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
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I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
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Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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