I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
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I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
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I need a beard to bite.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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