maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
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