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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
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Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
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Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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