...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
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When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
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at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
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