love makes seman taste better
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
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I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
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Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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