oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
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just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
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I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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