so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
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i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
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You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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