is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
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He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
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Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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