Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I don't deserve a penis
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
Randomize