I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
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The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
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He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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