why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
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You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
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A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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