the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
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I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
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I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
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