I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
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dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
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You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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