We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
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It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
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Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
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