from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
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I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
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I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
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