hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
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all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
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Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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