The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
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found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
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You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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