Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
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My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
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You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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