craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
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i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
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I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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