Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
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He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
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him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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