The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
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I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
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So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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