he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
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his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
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When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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