dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
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ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
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