problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
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Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
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I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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