Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
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