3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
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I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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