Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
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Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
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strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
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