Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
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You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
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You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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