do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
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im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
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The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
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