it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
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The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
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I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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