3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
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It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
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Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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