Whats the glycemic index on semen?
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
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Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
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This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
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