i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
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Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
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yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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