if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
false alarm. still invincible.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
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Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
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i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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