you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
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Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
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I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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