I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
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