you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
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captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
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I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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