he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
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We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
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Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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