3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
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two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
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I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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