I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
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swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
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Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
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