I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
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he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
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You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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