dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
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I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
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Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Of course I have a pirate flag
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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