Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
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Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
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Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
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