im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
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Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
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I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
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