like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
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I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
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There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
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